The ULTIMATE FINAL Showdown of Battles...3!

First up, there are no parts one or two. Three is just a badass number.

It was a sunny afternoon at about midnight, when I encountered Patrixxx. He stood there, smiling at me like he does on the trollpasta wiki. I knew my seconds were numbered, and it would be no use running. I tried to negotiate with him:
"H-hello? Uh, c-can I help you?"
He just stood there, but I heard a sound nearby. I turned around, and saw BEN. It seemed he was going to fight Patrixxx. But then Patrixxx killed them.
Afterwards, the Tails Doll came out of a bush and leapt onto Patrixxx, but since Patrixxx's body is made out of a poisonous substance, the Tails Doll instantly died.
Then Sonic.exe came out but he started bleeding out of his eyes too much, like in the pasta, and he died.
Then Herobrine looked at Patrixxx but died because Patrixxx is too awesome.
Then Suicide Squidward came out and shot himself with a shotgun.
No one could stop patrixxx, so I felt like I had to try and fight. I said:
"Well, I'm gonna fight you because YOLO!!1!one!2!"
And Patrixxx looked at me and said I wasn't worth it so he left.
I told my friends he fled because I was too cool, but no one realized that he really only got bored of me.
...I'm Forever Alone... :'(